Muff Cover

An inedible, yet delectable addition to a buttered muff. Can also be referred to as a butt muff cuv.

This buttered muff is so much better with the muff cover.

by Candy Canderson January 28, 2011

Muff-Diving

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.

Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."

by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017

Muff Starling

A bird who makes nests in pubic hair mostly in women's.

"I woke up to a muff starling in my downstairs hairs and I can't make it leave it gets angry and attacks my lady cave. So I guess it lives there now"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Muff College

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.

Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.

by Sam is a Dick February 3, 2007

Muff Muff

The nickname for a user on Gaia Online. He's not well known (or important for that matter), but he's an awesome fella'.
He likes music.
Oh yeah, and Pokemon, fools.

"Muff Muff is teh secks!"

"Muff Muff is dandy."

"LET'S ALL SHOOT MUFF MUFF!"

by Superninjaheroofmightmagicandpkmntoo September 13, 2008

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 17, 2010

Muff rider

A male person, with a large head of hair, much like and afro.

Jesus, Jeremy should get his muff cut. Honestly, he's such a muff rider.

by Zack Weaver June 10, 2007