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mom nom

A nomination for the hottest MILF ever seen.
Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."

Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."

Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
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mom butt

To have a butt as large as an older female.
That guy Beau has Mom Butt.
by V. Long August 12, 2003
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mom jeans

when elastic banded jeans/SLACKS/pants are pulled up WAY past the waist!! (not flattering) Usually accompanied by a sexy cardigan boasting birds or wildlife, and accessorized with a quilted purse. Also known as high pantsing..
HAHAHAHAHA!! Check out the douche wearing the MOM JEANS and fanny pack. What a loser!!!
by pones McChicken fingaz November 1, 2003
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Mom n' thems

What a black person calls his or her families house. Usually said when they are "axed" where they are or where they plan to be at a later date and time.
black guy #1: where you be at son?
black guy #2: shit dawg, straight chillin' at my mom n' thems.
by 420dank_budz January 27, 2010
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Mom-Bod

A beautiful person with a uterus who has had one or more children and is still a bad bitch. They have beautiful battle scars that make them even more special considering they've just created a WHOLE HUMAN!

They are now entitled to doing whatever they please and their partner now has to do their part and take care of THEIR child so the moms can go anywhere for more than 10 minutes uninterrupted with no sass from their partners.

We much cherish the mother and their mom-bod.
Mom-Bod's are so sexy! I mean can you believe they just created a whole HUMAN!?!
by EmpowerWomen August 21, 2021
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mom fuck

fucking a single mom without the distractions of dating
I took Robin out for dinner at Burger King and after small talk, went back to her place and gave the bitch - cock up her ass all night long. She is one easy mom fuck. the kids were asleep. did not even hear her squeal like a pig.
by tapped that too July 6, 2006
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Mom Language

Mom Language (Or Mommy Language, Mama Language, etc.) is a language that only mothers speak. Mothers, as we all know, ALWAYS have a ton on their mind, so they don't always remember things that they don't need to remember. So those that have none of importance just exit their brains.
Skin pants are those skin-tight pants that emo or goth people often wear.

A Chumbra would be a taquito, those tortillas filled with meat and that kinda stuff.

MANYYYYY other terms from the Mom Language.
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