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Miss South Carolina

That fucking miss South Carolina bitch could not be dumber.
by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007
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The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

The only cartoon making Cartoon Network worth watching these days, and the most brilliant thing that ever existed since The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was cancelled.

Created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, who also wrote the storyboard for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

This cartoon follows the misdadventures of Flapjack, a sweet-natured, naive, ADVENTURE thirsting little boy, accompanied by Captain K'nuckles and their Whale, Bubby, in their treacherous search for Candied Island.

Loved by many for its ever so slightly deliciously disturbing animation, hilariously twisted situations, and young Flap's adorable antics.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is so goddam roflworthy.
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Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!! .. NYAHEEHEENYAANEEYAA!!"
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Creepy old man: ".. I'll play a game with you! Hahaha! Wets pway a bathwoom game! ... You WIN! Hahahahahah! YOU WIN! Hahahahaha! YOU WIN hahahaa! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Flapjack: "Well you need to grow up!"

Creepy old man: "GROW UP?! I'M DIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD!"

*incredibly creepish visual on screen*

Dude. Look up "creepy old man flapjack" on youtube and I promise you'll laugh.
by ItsAlrightI'mADoctor March 7, 2010
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Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug
by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005
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Mississippi Q Tip

Intercourse with a nasty southern fat womans belly button, and the males penis gets belly button lint on the head as he pulls out to ejaculate on her huge stomach.
I fucked your fatass sister in her tummy hole and pulled out to find a Mississippi Q Tip on the end of my dick! Tell that nasty bitch to take a shower once in a while!
by POOKIE March 23, 2011
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Misty

Misty is a very beautiful human. She never gives up and she is helpful, outgoing, and pretty. ALL the boys would die to be with her. She waits for the right guy. She is a all time goddess
by IAMSpEcIaL June 10, 2018
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Misinformation

Any information not pre-selected by the US Mainstream Media and social networks as something that is factual.
Misinformation about the US election dropped significantly after Donald Trump was banned from Twitter.
by funguy10 January 17, 2021
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shit-or-miss

The inconsistent, unpredictable quality of the shitting experience at roadside gas stations and highway rest stops.

Every person will encounter a broad spectrum in their lifetime, from the sparkling clean place that smells good, to the dark, musty smelling place with a pair of shitty underwear on the floor, a few gay sex propositions scribbled on the wall and a paper towel dispenser that hasn't been refilled since the Reagan administration.

The outdoor appearance of the building doesn't always reflect what the restroom will look like. Even if a bathroom has a good reputation, that can all change with one truck driver in a matter of seconds. It's 100% unpredictable, it's shit-or-miss.
Rod: "Okay, take this next exit, I am about to shit my pants."
Richard: "Okay Rod sure thing."
Rod: "Hurry up Richard, my stomach is really bubblin'."
Richard: "Okay Rod, what'll it be, the Shell station, or the Texaco?"
Rod: "Which one looks the cleanest?"
Richard: "The Shell station does, but you never know Rod, situations like this are shit-or-miss."
Rod: "Just hurry up asshole."
by John Planet July 21, 2009
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