Memory

Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!

Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2023

memorypiggy

An annoying person who complains a lot

You’re like Memorypiggy

by MemoryPig July 24, 2023

Memorift

The vivid memory triggered by a song that instantly transports you back to a specific moment.

Every time she heard that song, it was a memorift to their unforgettable summer road trip.

by Marc2.0 August 11, 2023

Memochod

A useless manager in a very high position, with no practical insight in staff activities, who unnecessarily wastes his staff's time by getting them to write complex memos which take 20 hours plus when the same information can be communicated via email as thoroughly in less than an hour, thereby significantly decreasing the organizational productivity and blaming other staff for not being efficient!

Our CFO is a Memochod!

by UniqueInnovator1 August 20, 2023

memobomb

(Verb) To forget something that was just said or told, especially when asked to recall it shortly after, often because you weren’t paying full attention.

Mostly use in simple past sentences.

In complex sentences:

A: "When the teacher asked me to repeat the instructions, I memobombed and couldn’t remember what she just said."
B: "She asked for the meeting time, but I memobombed and had to check my notes."
C: "He memobombed the directions right after hearing them and had to ask again."

Casual:
A: "I got memobombed"
B: "Wait, what! What was that? Oh.. I got memobombed"

by ppzh0 August 28, 2024

Memocoria

Type of memory, the most important of, part of yourself, inner phylosophy.

This is my Memocoria

This moment is a Memocoria

by Kaisnow September 6, 2023

memoirie

A recounted scene from the past as viewed in the present mind.

Something you remember from the past, that's not necesssarily accurate.
A remembered event.
"There's this one memoirie I have, that I'm just not sure was real or not."

by jennybliss September 10, 2023