oomf in law

when you’re mutuals with someone and they have mutuals you’re not mutuals with. they are considered “oomf in law” as your mutuals are mutuals with them and not yourself.
i saw oomf in law on the timeline and now i want to be mutuals.
by jupitersayshahahah January 13, 2019
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law of detachment

In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:

(1) If p, then q.

(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:

(3) q.
Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!
by greendevil32 September 09, 2016
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Kaden's Law

When your friend thinks you know a bunch of inside stuff but never do because you weren't involved.
Friend: "Hey do you remember that time..."
You: "No. I wasn't there. Kaden's Law."
by Coolocity January 18, 2017
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murphy's law

More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
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TomSka's Law

Anything you say online can and will be found by the person you said it about
Guy 1: I said something bad about an ex and now she's pissed
Guy 2: Ah, TomSka's law, you know?
by SilentProtagonist January 22, 2021
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Meyer's Law

An informal law of Internet discussions (mostly on blogs, but also extends to forums, Twitter conversations, email discussions and instant messaging debates) which states that when the topic is related to intelligent design, a commenter will inevitably mention the book "Signature in the Cell: DNA and the Evidence for Intelligent Design" by Stephen C. Meyer, which was published in 2009.

The speed at which the citation appears can be positively correlated with a high frequency of citation for books that fundamentally disagree with the core ideas in "Signature in the Cell", as well as the amount of time spent talking about the DNA code and information theory. In fact, any mention of the term "biological information" will act as a catalyst in this regard.

The identification of this law came after merciless online marketing by the Discovery Institute forced most of the world's intelligent design proponent population to purchase the book (or at least pretend to have read it).
Commenter: "I notice you have made no comment regarding the new book Signature in the Cell by Stephen Meyer. That is probably just because you haven't had the time to read it."

Meyer's Law has been applied to the discussion from which the above comment was taken.
by Naon Tiotami July 01, 2010
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Okafor’s Law

Okafor’s law states that once a man has had a woman, he can have her again at any time, and a believer in the law puts it to a test with past girlfriends over a 21-day period.
He put “okafor’s law” to the test and eventually hooked up with his ex again.
by Kidzuu October 03, 2017
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