happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.

Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”

by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023

Happiness syndrome

A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.

After his crush asked him out, he was diagnosed with happiness syndrome.

by Bagelnine July 24, 2023

Happinism

The feeling of being happy for no apparent reason.

Person 1: “Why are you smiling so much right now?”
Person 2: “I don’t know, dude, I’m just experiencing some happinism.”

by rah093 December 16, 2023

Happinism

The state of being happy for no apparent reason

I experienced happinism

by Benji_Dad December 27, 2023

Happiness

Happiness can almost mean things that could make you happy or making other people happy.

Happiness:when you smile or make someone happy

by Famous Jj January 5, 2024

Happiness

Track 7 on Taylor Swift’s album “Evermore” and is the most underrated song on the album. This is also one of her most mature songs. Happiness is about seeing a relationship for what it is and is most likely about divorce of a 7 year relationship and how there will be happiness when the marriage is over but he gave her happiness.

“Hey did you listen to Happiness yet?”
“Omg yess it’s my favorite track on Evermore!”

by Kindacurlyg1rl November 26, 2023