Goofy Gooch

The act of sending a picture of your gooch and/or asshole to someone through your phone using snap chat with a one

"What the hell was that?"

"You just got goofy gooched!!!"

by TDDC November 28, 2012

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

The goody two shoes expert gave a statistic of 99.97 percent efficiency for the vaccine and did a scientific experimental gamble on each and every person's life/soul.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Goofy Smokes

Cigarettes that are not pre-rolled. They come in a pouch and have papers included. Some name brands are Top, Drum, and Bugler.

Hey Smitty, roll me up one of those Goofy Smokes.

by smittydb April 28, 2006

Glorylumpkin

Glorylumpkin - the act of performing a standard blumpkin but with a slight variation: it is performed through a gloryhole and usually without prewarning.

Dave - "Man I was doing the usual in the pub cubicles last night and what appeared to be a great job turned into a nightmare as the guy spun around and shat through the hole all over my chin."

Geoff - "How comes I never thought of that before?"

Unknown assailant - " That's what we call a glorylumpkin down these parts."

Geoff - "Awesome."

by Virgin*thief January 23, 2008

Goofy Nigga

niggas who do goofy shit nd still think that they valid

that nigga really posted a video of him doin gay shit with another nigga on snap bruh thats a goofy nigga

by YBA4L November 7, 2020

the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress', he played a serious samurai. He was an excellent actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Fading Glory

Its a male hairstyle, its when the hair is long down the back but he is thinning or has already goner bald.

Steven Seagal has a fading glory

by StevieEnglish February 8, 2010