hood google

Asking around the hood about someone or something.

Collecting info or someone or something only the hood would know

You don't know who I am? You better hood google me!! Go hood google Brian Haywood and find out!!!

by Dollardraw614 August 12, 2021

back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014

Look it up on Google

A phrase used by people pissed off at how fucking lazy some assholes are that they have to bother others with their attention seeking question which just makes them look like a complete dumbass

Retard: Hey, what element does Na on the periodic table represent?
Person with common sense: Just look it up on Google, dipshit.

by just look it up you lazy fucks May 18, 2022

Google

The replacement of education for our technology dependent society.

533 billion googles are made in a day.

"What's uh.. 2+2?"
"Google it."

by Danielle Danielle January 8, 2009

googleitus

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Googlebomb

A Googlebomb is an effort to make as many links as possible to a certain website from various other websites to increase the pagerank of that certain website, increasing its rank on search results for a certain search. The aim is to make your website appear as the first result for a specific search term.

The first search for "Finding Chuck Norris" is a page that looks like a google search result telling you "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." This page was googlebombed to the first rank under "Finding Chuck Norris".

by Amin Itani May 29, 2008

Googlewank

Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.

by viscousfluid August 14, 2008