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Flappy Dick

When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.
I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.
by Breadstickdick April 3, 2015
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Flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she must be!
by BarbossasPeriwig May 26, 2022
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Floppage

floppage: noun 1: The measure of an object's current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: The state of man in which the genital mass sits awkwardly within one's boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: A state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: Any time in which one's extremities flop. 5: The scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.
Dude!! Ive got major floppage!!!!
by Tyler November 18, 2004
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Floppyarms

When you have no energy in your arms rendering them 'floppy'. Also used when tired from a hang-over.
"Tom can you help me lift this heavy box?"
"No I can't, I drank my body weight last night and now I've got floppyarms!"
by Floppyarms February 8, 2009
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Floppysexual

A person who finds themselves intensely sexually attracted to the floppy noise of laminated paper flopping around.
Beckett: Did you see James just now? He’s a complete floppysexual!
James: Mmm yes laminated paper go floppy floppy~
by Avracadabra July 1, 2020
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floppyfugo

the most swag and green and pog person ever. also obviously not nagito and if someone says “floppyfugo is nagito” THEY ARE SOOO WRONG and alsmost as un swag as TheUltimateQuack
hey you know floppyfugo?

yessssss super swagger
by floppyfugo March 9, 2021
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Flopping Flamingo

When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo
James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!
by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011
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