floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.

"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"

by jeffey July 15, 2007

Floating

When something doesn't sink in the rain.

The buildings in London are floating.

by moken January 29, 2015

flaster

To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

by Rko August 21, 2015

Flast

To be the first, and the last, to do something, reach a milestone, or achieve historic success.

President John f Kennedy was the Flast Catholic president, while Barack Obama is the Flast black president.

by Danman73 July 4, 2016

root beer float

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.

This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Flogsterbaffen

Flogsterbaffen - One that pretains to a dead baby, often males and infants. Your mom and cookies at 3:47 P.M. EST and 15 minutes ago. Whence a upon a time, characters A your mom and B your moms cookies are pretained and ordained to a cow or a personal back rub by one of the royal family. If intact your genitals can be used for sexual reproduction of the 9th degree and so forth on. When the time is right Jesus will descend again upon this earth in heavenly light and China being the communist assholes they are will kill us all with their rapid reproductin rate causing a massive army to amass and their piece of shit nucler weapons. Canada on the other hand will what is going on eh? and continue to be dumbass socialistic retards whose closest thing to a deadly weapon is a firecracker in a coke can. You see the FC will explode inside the coke can and blow it A either apart casuing shrapnel to rip off your hairy balls or B making the can do a flip. Fish turn on the world.

Ben: Flogsterbaffen on jur mooma?
Dover: Jonny go bye bye woot cookies abd milk.
Jacques:(Jocks) You call these bagels?
Strap: My pink floyd cd had a spelling test in it.
Dead Baby: rawr.

by Bryan. March 11, 2005

flosster

see flossta

that dentist gets money from the floss company so he told me to be a flosster

by the other big j February 3, 2004