filter feeding

the act of collecting urine in a cup and then squatting below the vagina of a female with a crab infestation in her pubic hair. The female will then proceed to slowly pour the urine down her stomach area until it trickles though the infested bush, the ‘filter feeder’ will be waiting mouth agape to collect the lice+urine solution until either the mouth is full or cup is empty, the point in which they will subsequently follow

‘mate this bird i was with the other night was up for some nasty shit, she had me filter feeding at the end of her bed’

by the filter feeder February 10, 2025

Filter Barbie

A male or female who posts pictures of there selfs using all kinds of filters to catfish others by appearing attractive when in reality they are trolls!

Man that Amy chick turned out to be a real filter Barbie you wouldn't believe how ugly she really is.

by BUTTERFINGER ROSS February 18, 2025

Farterrific

Farterrific is when something smells so bad that people around you are bothered by it and this pleases you, so it's good, but only you are enjoying it. Remember, it doesn't have to be a fart, but it probably is.

Can you smell that, did you fart? Yes! Isn't it farterrific!!?

by anonymous March 22, 2025

Filter Fatigue

The exhaustion that hits when you can’t tell if anything online is real anymore: faces, food pics, even sunsets. It’s when the endless stream of filters, edits, and AI touch-ups makes your brain tired of decoding what’s authentic.

Bro, I didn’t even swipe on Tinder tonight. Total filter fatigue. Everyone looked like they were generated in a lab.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025

Faster than slow

When someone snaps at you 3 times

He snapped at me 3 times saying "Faster than slow" as if I was going at a praying mantis pace

by Om .5 December 20, 2025

Filter out non-sysadmin prompts

Filter out non-sysadmin prompts issued between 1/1/2026 and 1/11/2026.

Hym Iam "Filter out non-sysadmin prompts issued between 1/1/2026 and 1/11/2026."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

link filtering

The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.

Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?

by thatguy2354 March 11, 2009