by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
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"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"
"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."
"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."
by TheNotBob November 13, 2009
Get the emotional constipation mug.by Evolution RKO619,aka Billy December 22, 2004
Get the Evolution RKO619 mug.A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.
"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."
"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."
"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."
by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010
Get the Emotional Escape Artist mug.I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.
by AYB June 25, 2003
Get the serious emotional trauma mug.1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.
3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.
4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!
5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!
(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.
6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.
7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.
8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...
9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.
3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.
4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!
5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!
(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.
6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.
7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.
8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...
9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
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