Someone who pretends they're bisexual to create a scene or uses the fact that they're bisexual to create a scene.
Some qualities of a bi-scene kid:
-Thinks the only reason others dislike them is because they are bi.
-Constantly talks about how they are bi or brings up their same-sex partner when joking about sex. However, they won't do this when they are dating someone of the opposite sex.
-Will say things to remind you that they are bi.
Some qualities of a bi-scene kid:
-Thinks the only reason others dislike them is because they are bi.
-Constantly talks about how they are bi or brings up their same-sex partner when joking about sex. However, they won't do this when they are dating someone of the opposite sex.
-Will say things to remind you that they are bi.
Bi-scene girl: John only hates me because I'm going out with Jenny.
Martin: Don't worry, he probably wants it deep in him, lol.
Bi-scene girl: I want Jenny to do me deep... (Author fgsfdsMASTER sez: how the fuck does that work, lol?)
Martin: Umm, okay... hey, do you think Samantha will go out with me?
Bi-scene girl: I don't know, but I don't think she's as hawt as Jenny though. She's a sexy beast.
Martin: Ugh... why are there so many bi-scene girls?
Bi-scene girl: You know what, your just a hater like John! Your jealous of me and my hot babe!
Martin: Don't worry, he probably wants it deep in him, lol.
Bi-scene girl: I want Jenny to do me deep... (Author fgsfdsMASTER sez: how the fuck does that work, lol?)
Martin: Umm, okay... hey, do you think Samantha will go out with me?
Bi-scene girl: I don't know, but I don't think she's as hawt as Jenny though. She's a sexy beast.
Martin: Ugh... why are there so many bi-scene girls?
Bi-scene girl: You know what, your just a hater like John! Your jealous of me and my hot babe!
by fgsfdsMASTER March 16, 2009
Get the Bi-Scenemug. A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.
HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
by fgsfdsMASTER February 02, 2009
Get the Dane Cook Statusmug. A gay emo band in which it's fans insist that they are not emo, but the band members where eyeliner, dress-up in all black, cry about stuff in their music, and typically (but not always) has one or more bisexual members. Definition of an emo band.
Some good examples of eyeliner bands:
30 Seconds to Mars
MCR
Fall Out Boy
Bullet for my Valentine
Pretty much all the bands that emo teenagers like.
30 Seconds to Mars
MCR
Fall Out Boy
Bullet for my Valentine
Pretty much all the bands that emo teenagers like.
by fgsfdsMASTER September 22, 2009
Get the Eyeliner Bandmug. Most of the people who post "definitions" on UD. Will piss themselves and get Butthurt when ever somebody disagrees with them.
If you need a better picture of what a fantard is, look up any band or popular video game and watch how fans, scratch that, FAGS will go batshit crazy talking about how much their video game or band is better than the sex they will never have.
The reason only fantard's definitions get top marks are because fellow basement dwellers lives revolve around the band/video game and must make sure that only the crazy ass fantards definition that talks about how he masturbates to his idols gets on top.
If you need a better picture of what a fantard is, look up any band or popular video game and watch how fans, scratch that, FAGS will go batshit crazy talking about how much their video game or band is better than the sex they will never have.
The reason only fantard's definitions get top marks are because fellow basement dwellers lives revolve around the band/video game and must make sure that only the crazy ass fantards definition that talks about how he masturbates to his idols gets on top.
fantard: z0r000000mG, h4lo r teh best0rz vidya gaem EVAR, i mastrobat 2 1t!!!11!!!1
fellow fantard: h4y dis guy al5o j3rk5 it 2 h4lo, MUST GIVE TOP MARKS AND USE CAPS LOCK
fellow fantard: h4y dis guy al5o j3rk5 it 2 h4lo, MUST GIVE TOP MARKS AND USE CAPS LOCK
by fgsfdsMASTER January 29, 2009
Get the Fantardmug. The supar anarkey klub (or SAK) is a klub on UD that haets th govrnmnt and thinks the government "r slefish".
Some people who make up the klub:
1.fantards
2. 13 year-old-boys
3. 16 year-old-girls
4. Emos who need to post more pictures of themselves because MySpace wasn't enough for their Camwhore lifestyle.
5. People who don't know how the government works.
If you say anything good about the government, then the supar anarkey klub, which makes up about 90% of UD Editors, will get butthurt and immediately reject your definition.
THE SUPAR ANARKEY KLUB AND FACISM
Despite the fact that these guy r totalee anarkey, bro, they actually run a facist government, which is UD. You must only say bad things about the governmwnt. You must disagree with everything the government does. You must only think bad thoughts about the government.
The reverse is also true. You must only say good things about the SAK (The most likely reason this definition WONT get published.) You must agree with everything the SAK does. You must only think good thoughts about the SAK.
Not following all of these guidelines guarantees your definition won't be published.
HOW TO GET RID OF THE SUPAR ANARKEY KLUB
You can't.
Leave UD. Start a better site where 90% of definitions aren't about sex and how much a fantard loves a band. Make a site where the SAK and fantards don't rule.
Please, for smart, intelligent people's sake, end this.
Some people who make up the klub:
1.fantards
2. 13 year-old-boys
3. 16 year-old-girls
4. Emos who need to post more pictures of themselves because MySpace wasn't enough for their Camwhore lifestyle.
5. People who don't know how the government works.
If you say anything good about the government, then the supar anarkey klub, which makes up about 90% of UD Editors, will get butthurt and immediately reject your definition.
THE SUPAR ANARKEY KLUB AND FACISM
Despite the fact that these guy r totalee anarkey, bro, they actually run a facist government, which is UD. You must only say bad things about the governmwnt. You must disagree with everything the government does. You must only think bad thoughts about the government.
The reverse is also true. You must only say good things about the SAK (The most likely reason this definition WONT get published.) You must agree with everything the SAK does. You must only think good thoughts about the SAK.
Not following all of these guidelines guarantees your definition won't be published.
HOW TO GET RID OF THE SUPAR ANARKEY KLUB
You can't.
Leave UD. Start a better site where 90% of definitions aren't about sex and how much a fantard loves a band. Make a site where the SAK and fantards don't rule.
Please, for smart, intelligent people's sake, end this.
supar anarkey klub member: ZOMG, DIS DUDE SAID TEH GOVRNMNT DUZ SOM GOOD STUF, MUST REJECT AND USE ALL CAPS BECUZ CAPS LOCK MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
by fgsfdsMASTER January 28, 2009
Get the supar anarkey klubmug. A hilarious TV show which shows kids with special needs trying to create music. It's seriously the funniest thing on TV.
Cast:
Cassidy "Can't spell my first name" Pope
Michael "Think my name is Jersey" Moriarty
Mike Genitals
Alex Lipshawed off
Elliot "Has a Pussy" James
Dummy Nolan
Basically, they try to imitate their favorite band Paramore with hilarious results! They're so bad at it, you have to laugh hysterically!
Cast:
Cassidy "Can't spell my first name" Pope
Michael "Think my name is Jersey" Moriarty
Mike Genitals
Alex Lipshawed off
Elliot "Has a Pussy" James
Dummy Nolan
Basically, they try to imitate their favorite band Paramore with hilarious results! They're so bad at it, you have to laugh hysterically!
Jim: Look everybody! "Hey Monday" is on!
Lisa: Really! Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This show is so funny!
Richard: I know, I love watching retarded kids try to make music! I just kills me!
Lisa: Really! Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This show is so funny!
Richard: I know, I love watching retarded kids try to make music! I just kills me!
by fgsfdsMASTER June 28, 2009
Get the Hey Mondaymug. BEFORE YOU PISS YOURSELF AND DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION, PLEASE REALIZE I AM NOT BASHING ATHIEST. JUST ANTI-THEISTS.
USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.
Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.
Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
friends.
USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.
Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.
Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
friends.
Regular person: I'm going to church on Sunday, want to come?
Atheist: No thanks, I'm not really into that sort of thing.
Regular Person: Oh, that's cool. I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Anti-theist who overheard their conversation: Faggot, you are blinded by your God and you will suffer from a lack of your false promises! I will enjoy seeing you depressed from having no result in following your false faith!
Regular person: Ahh, fuck, he's not coming into work tomorrow, is he?
Atheist: No, he doesn't have a job. But hey, what more can you expect from an
anti theist?
(The 2 friends walk away, laughing at the anti-theist and his retardedness. The
anti-theist begins to jack off.)
Atheist: No thanks, I'm not really into that sort of thing.
Regular Person: Oh, that's cool. I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Anti-theist who overheard their conversation: Faggot, you are blinded by your God and you will suffer from a lack of your false promises! I will enjoy seeing you depressed from having no result in following your false faith!
Regular person: Ahh, fuck, he's not coming into work tomorrow, is he?
Atheist: No, he doesn't have a job. But hey, what more can you expect from an
anti theist?
(The 2 friends walk away, laughing at the anti-theist and his retardedness. The
anti-theist begins to jack off.)
by fgsfdsMASTER February 24, 2009
Get the Anti-theistmug.