A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.
by SparkleEater June 20, 2009
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(If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)
(If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)
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Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.
Person A: I want to do something to make my Ex jealous.
Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
by WaldoE September 30, 2013
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by squirt squirt queef June 28, 2010
Get the Eduardo Retardo mug.The act of having sex while being stoned and high. Derived from the fact that Edward Cullen looks like, and probably is, stoned. Did I mention he also looks like a toad?
by twilight_schmilight March 31, 2009
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by William Edwards III January 21, 2008
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You don’t know the real Edward.....
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