Cake Eater

White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.

Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!

by Christian Faulkner July 19, 2004

sleep eater

A person who engages in somnambulistic eating, often ingesting large quantities of food rapidly and without restraint. Sleep eaters are known to be indiscriminate in their selection, combining foods both hot and cold, dishes spoiled or rotten, and substances that are toxic or even life-threatening. Further injury may occur from the careless preparation or acquisition of food items (cutting meat with a knife; removing goods from a stove, oven, or boiling pot; or opening a can or other container).

Randy is a hopeless sleep eater, rising from bed as if rising from the dead, night after night, gorging himself on all the pantry can hold.

by Der Golem April 19, 2012

Poop Eaters

Poop eaters are people or animals who engage in coprophagia. A termite is a type of poop eater. They eat each others poop. Sometimes wall street executives are compared to poop eaters. But, they do not literally eat each others poop.

The guy who humped the Fearless Girl Statue on Wall Street was there with a bunch of poop eaters.

by MultiFest October 29, 2017

The Kitten Eater

The source of evil, flames and trolls uncontrollably on many message boards.

"If you were a kitten, you would be eaten."

by Darrien Florience November 29, 2003

pumpkin eater

When a person or animal eats another person's or animal's ass(In a sexual way), and shit starts to come out, but you just keep going.

Girl 1: Last night John went down on my ass and started going to town on it. I started relaxing a little too much, a little bit of shit came out!

Girl 2: Did John stop to throw up?

Girl 1: NO! He just kept going, so gross. I didn't know he was a "pumpkin eater"...

by Mr.SoLDBuY May 25, 2016

dog eater

Asian person who ate BINGO!

Want to sing a song, no Dog eater ruined that.

by William Pham April 28, 2006

jam eater/s

children, kids, young ones.

i got like 5 jam eaters to feed at home

by scotty February 16, 2003