pinata district

An area of Austin, TX bordered by Fiesta Gardens in the south to 11th street in the north and 35 in the west and Springdale in the east. The name is based on the pinata stores that line the street on Cesar Chavez.

...just head south on Chicon past crack corner until you get to cesar chavez...we're in the pinata district.

by eaustnite October 20, 2010

super distance

A general drunken measurement of time, not specific but usually 5 - 6 years.

Its been a super distance since I saw you last.

by IcyMiketheUnicow January 16, 2011

Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273

EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10

by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011

dick distance

The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.

My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.

by FunkWithALittleSpunk July 29, 2016

Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103

A school district located in Lincolnshire, IL. This district is takes pride in academics. Many students score within the top 1% of the nation on standardized tests. It is one of the only schools to have received the Blue Ribbon Award five times. The schools in this district receives large sums of money from the property taxes of the mansions located near it. The school district is currently faced with many mental health issues, such as depression. Lucky, they have hired 6 social workers and 2 psychologists to handle the situation. The schools in this district are Daniel Wright Junior High School, Half Day Intermediate School, and Laura B. Sprague Elementary School. This school feeds into Stevenson High School.

Parent 1: "My straight-A kid came home with depression."
Parent 2: "Mine came home with that last year!"
Parent 1: "Seems to be common in Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103."

Parent 2: "Must be from the homework."

by Wigism June 10, 2020

oak park unified district

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020

Scouse of distinction

George Harrison.

George: Ay, but don't rush. None of your five-bar gate jumps-it-over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I dunno, thought it sounded distinguished like.
John: George Harrison, scouse of distinction.

by vazdox January 11, 2021