german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

Conchos

When another person has food or drink you desire, calling "conches" obligates them to share

*Sarah has mangos*
conchos was called by Elijah on the mangos, and now Sarah must share with Elijah.

by daddie2thesehoez October 17, 2013

magic conch

This isn't from the SpongeBob Square Pants movie, read "Lord of the Flies" sometime guys.

The Magic Conch was like an Indian Feather, the holder of the feather was the one who "had the floor", and was the only one who was suppose to speak.

Ralph has the Magic Conch, it's his turn to Speak.

by Zephaniah August 14, 2007

clunch

when someone performs oral sex on a woman around midday/lunchtime

example 1:
man 1: lets go to a cafe im hungry
man 2: no thanks mate im still full from clunch

example 2: ladies that clunch: when lesbian or bi curious women give each other oral sex in their lunch hour.

example 3:

girlfriend: that was good lets do it again..
man: ah i cant, im all clunched out im afraid.

by pointynips May 28, 2011

Cap'n Crunch

When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"

Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.

by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

donkey conch

while similar to a 'donkey konk' or 'donkey punch', there is a slight difference at the end. Instead of punching one's partner in the back of the head, one finds a conch shell and wacks it over one's partner's head a la lord of the flies.

sucks to your assmar piggy. i'm gonna donkey conch you.

by citypulse was there first October 5, 2005

captain Crunch

when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all

he ate the whole bowl of life cereal right before my eyes! dam that was a good captain Crunch

by Adonay October 3, 2007