coushe

Someone who has free text messaging services on their mobile phone and cannot stop texting everyone on their contact list with the same unoriginal message.

Person 1- "Hey i just got a text from zainab saying 'muffin'"
Person 2- "Yeah same. What a coushe"

by Dooshbag December 16, 2007

coushy

Coushy is used to describe something that is comfortable, realxing or cushion like. Either in terms of seating, atmosphere or situation.

The seats in the club were really coushy. There was a coushy atmosphere at the house-party.

by Bored Grimes May 6, 2008

Couswald

Cousin. Father or mother's daughter or son.

My couswald came to visit from Alberta.

We threw a massive family reunion and all my couwalds got drunk and danced like chickens.

Sheri's couswald is on crack.

by Michellekaitywoo August 4, 2009

Cousociate

Someone in far relation to family; not a friend, rather an associate.

A family member related by marriage that you do NOT consider a friend is a cousociate. cousin associate

by Mitson August 29, 2009

Cousband

Usually common to hillbillies, a 'cousband' is a person who is a part of your family (biologically), but is also related to you by marriage.

Bill: Is that her cousin?

Joe: No, that's her cousband!

by LunaLove47 January 17, 2011

Cousin au

A french woman who is bodacious and sometimes a little eager. Can turn into a tiger at any time of day, especially in the bedroom. This goregeous individual can do anything with her tougne. Especially make a jolly rancher into a ball.

"What the hell! Have you seen my wife, she is half elephant and half Cousin au..." says john.

Friend: Oh shes right here! (her humping a wizard)

by ashley_renee April 4, 2011

Cousband

A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.

Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"

Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"

Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."

Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"

Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*

by Shuajo May 9, 2011