Capital

A beat down. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)

Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital.

by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021

Capifornia

When ppl lie about how great living in Cali is

Kyle: Idk man the taxes and traffic in Cali are just too much for me
AP: I love every single thing ab it
Kyle: ya you're living in Capifornia for sure

by Snaplatts February 10, 2021

Capfished

When Amazon caps the volumes on its routes to make them seem smaller, but actually increases the load.

We had a snowstorm move in, and Amazon capfished our DSP- everyone ended up having even more packages.

by Amazondriver1 February 13, 2021

Capickel

Used when in A situation or problem

We were walking outside and we got ourselves in a capickel

by Mercedes_b February 14, 2021

Capi

a capitalist pig, often used by radical leftists

“hey did you hear about jimmy?”
“no, what about him?”
“apparently he was lying to us and he was a capi all along!”
“i thought there was something wrong with him...”

by Hobbit From Space February 20, 2021

Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.

1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.

by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021

Capitalist

Someone who lives in the capital of the country

"Dad, are we capitalists?"
"Yes, son, we live in Washington, D.C."

by joybabaramchandra March 11, 2021