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serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories
Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.
by TooSick4U October 30, 2008
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Gravity Closet

a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.

Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"

"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011
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Babushka Closet

When you come out of the closet, only to find yourself in another, slightly larger closet. The word "Babushka" is in reference to the type of wooden doll produced in Russia, which has smaller versions of itself inside.
"Oh man, I came out of the closet and told everyone I'm asexual, but now I think I might be trans too... I'm in a babushka closet"
by Hummus hummus March 25, 2020
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golden closet

When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.
I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.
by Fayd'sNotFunny December 7, 2016
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out of the closet

When one returns from Narnia to the real world
Peter Pevensie: Where are we?
Susan Pevensie: Crap, we've just come out of the closet
by Ninjachick56 February 25, 2011
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come out of the closet

admitting to being gay
Logan: Man, Conor needs to come out of the closet already
by LJMarine July 2, 2010
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Shit Closet

A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers
"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"
by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019
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