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bonk bros

the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
by paeu January 31, 2020
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Bonk

A sexual act where the Penis is held on the shaft except the tip is seen. Then slam your hand on the tip resembling a “bonk” sensation.
“Dude I hooked up with grandma and she totally bonked my tip.
by Granny BBW March 8, 2020
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Boinked

You've been fucked
Your friend punching you in lava and you lose your diamonds.
Your friend, "Oh God, you've been boinked
by ThatUnoDude March 10, 2020
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Bonk Bomb

A lukewarm glass of Miller Lite with a double shot glass of Jack Daniels Fire preferably ice cold dropped in.
Can’t wait to hit Grottos and down some Bonk Bombs
by ShegotaBONK March 12, 2020
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Bonk ass

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.
by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020
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Boinker

someone who is sexually attracted to pigs
Boinker: I would love it if you hired me to work on your farm.
Farmer: You aint a boinker, are ya?
by im in champain April 27, 2020
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