swift-boated

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.

John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.

by JihadGene September 15, 2006

pickle boat

1. historically, a fishing boat that would fish for pickled herring would come in to dock last. so "coming in off the pickle boat" or "falling off the pickle boat" would mean that you're the last to find something out, and would like an ass for saying it.

2. alternate definition: a cock that's bent in a downward angle when hard.

1.
Q: "Did you know that OJ killed Nicole?"
A: "Dude, I didn't just fall off the pickle boat you know."

2. (alt)
Q: "Yo Keith, why your ass bleedin' so bad?"
A: "Huh? Wha? Yeesh, I just fell off the pickle boat!"

by DYow May 29, 2008

Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010

Banana Boating

the act of motor boating x1000

she banana boating(ed) him and his balls fell off
he banana boating(ed) her and her tits exploded

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Boatman

(Boat-man): A giant pussy who is afraid of something that is not even real, like take for example zombies, often gets beat up or abused, often attractive, cute but not suave like James Bond, family members are usually as equally hot and sleep around.

That Boatman was running away from a unicorn the other day.

Damn that Boatman has hot sister I'd totally hit that.

by Gedde December 21, 2008

Eight Bitches in a Bitch Boat

Used when something sucks so incredibly bad that no other adjective will suffice. Also used when one can not think of a suitable word or phrase to describe a situation that can't be any worse.

"Dude I heard what happened to your car, that sucks worse then eight bitches in a bitch boat."

by "Fid" June 12, 2007

BoatCD

Similar to OCD but is overly obsessive about cleaning and maintaining one's boat.

Hey make sure you guys rinse all the salt water off the boat before we put it away in the garage.

Hey chill man you just have "BoatCD".

by Jay Giddens August 28, 2010