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Amber Lamps 

1. Given by the internet Meme, "Epic Beard Man Vs Black guy" Amber Lamps, Although mispronunciation for "ambulance", it's also given to a beauty that sits next to the black man in a zen like state throughout the whole ordeal.
"Amber Lamps. You'd be leaking too, if you were sitting next to her.":
Amber Lamps by Floeticloser. February 19, 2010

Amber Turd 

When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet
Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed
Amber Turd by UltimateDoge November 18, 2022

amber room 

synonymous with 'slut room.'

A place, or 'club,' for terrible DJ's to play in front of a musically challenged crowd. There is also an under 21 night, but that's where older post high school males go to get with slutty 16 year old high school females.

You don't go there unless you're retarded or can't score girls at your university.

But seriously... It's a 'club,' in New Hampshire.
"Hey wanna go to the amber room with me?"
"Not really, you'll also probably cut out early to to go suck some 20 year old's dick."
amber room by leRevealer September 5, 2011

amber michaels 

Someone - you know Amber Michaels..

Someone else - Yeah shes that fucking hot pornstar!
amber michaels by Scattyman May 2, 2005

amber jones

Amber jones a beautiful young lady who rocks and love people to beg to her. Also very intelligent and over all perfect
She is do cool she's just like amber jones
amber jones by Hersandhis February 16, 2014

Amber Heard simps 

Group of simps who fawns on a female domestic abuser named Amber Heard who faked her bruises to claim abuse when all evidence points to the opposite. Not to mention it turns out she lied about donating her divorce settlement money when she actually spend them on herself afterward as well as the fact that there was even a fucking audio recording of her threatening Johnny Depp.

Not only that, if you call them out and tell them of the evidence against their "goddess", they'll move the goalpost and project just to maintain their narrative and image of Amber Heard's innocence.
Make no mistake, Johnny Depp is no saint and he has to be a simp for even staying with her for as long as he had but the Amber Heard simps are so unbelievable they make you lose faith in humanity as a whole.