Definitions by Floeticloser.

Amber Lamps 

1. Given by the internet Meme, "Epic Beard Man Vs Black guy" Amber Lamps, Although mispronunciation for "ambulance", it's also given to a beauty that sits next to the black man in a zen like state throughout the whole ordeal.

"Amber Lamps. You'd be leaking too, if you were sitting next to her.":

Amber Lamps by Floeticloser. February 19, 2010