asian

normal people from asia. with the covid 19 going around more and more asians have been receiving insults and even death threats. i dont care if you unlike this definition. it's just the truth. not a lot of ppl know this but the joke white (or any other race) people make about asians do actually hurt feelings. so if you dislike asian people, find a valid reason why you should dislike them. and if you're thinking about us asian people eating bats, shut the fuck up. we are so fucking tired of hearing these insults. would you be happy if we insulted you guys and said that clapping after the airplane lands is stupid as fuck.

white person: ew i hate asians so much. like just shut up you ching chong small eyed freaks
asian: shut up or else we'll use our big brains to beat the fuck out of you
white: oh sorry i was wrong

by yuhhhgetittoitttt April 25, 2020

Hit the Asian Wall

Hit the Asian Wall- The age at which an Asian woman turns from pretty to pretty ugly!

Did you ever notice how many Asian women are good looking and then at age like 50 they get all ugly? They have Hit the Asian Wall. This goes for Russian women as well, they are hot and then they very suddenly become crooked babooska wearing trollkins.

by ZimZimZim August 3, 2012

asianfanfics

A website made for obsessed fangirls and kpop addicts to come together and fantasize over asian idols in the form of writing

-Yo, did you read that crack fanfiction on asianfanfics?

-OTL Yersh

by sasaeng April 8, 2014

first asian

Rite of passage for all men. First time they engage in intercourse with an asian woman

We gotta celebrate. Had my first asian last night

by Dirty Deezz May 29, 2010

Asian People

The smartest race in the world, they fall into many categories for example, you have smart nerdy asian, dumbass cool asian, and normal asians. They all have 5 ninja death stars strapped to their belt buckles, and they all have samurai swords strapped to their back. They can whip out the sword in 0.3738921 seconds and cut your stupid fucking head off.
Not to be fucked with.
Many people underestimate the size of the asian cock, the truth is, asian's keep their cocks folded atleast 100 times. The actual size of an asian's penis is unknown depending on how many times the asian folds it. The only known information that we have gathered is the average size of a half folded asian cock is about 72 inches.

Example 1:

Person 1: I hate asian people
Asian: WTF you talkin about bitch! HIYAH!
*Whips sword out in 0.3738921 seconds*
Person 1: I'm sorry man
*Person 1's head gets cut off*
Asian: Now I'm guna go fold my penis :D

Example 2:

Asian: I'm bored I'm guna go fold my penis :D

Example 3:
(Scenario: In changeroom, after basketball practise)
White Guy(Only made the team as a water boy): Hey asian, why is your dick wrinkly?
Asian: Oh i have to go unfold it now
White Guy(Only made the team as a water boy): WTF do you mean? You fold your cock?
Asian: I have to fold it because if i didn't then everyone on the court would be tripping.

by Asian person July 12, 2006

Asian hottie

Sena Ayanami

Google Sena Ayanami she is such an asian hottie!

by dks0 July 12, 2009

Asian Fish Man

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.

Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"

by justINSECURE August 5, 2008