Beard Stuff

When your man or dwarven girlfriend decorates their facial hair into a scrumdiddlyumotious sexual spectacle that makes your testicles tingle.

Sentence:
Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.

Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)

by suruh101 February 04, 2024

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

stuff and pray

When a man attempts to insert his flaccid penis into a woman's vagina in hopes it will get hard so he can have sex.

I had whiskey dick real bad, a wet noodle, so I did the old stuff and pray.

by Tilt22 December 22, 2012

Tossy Turny Twitchy Stuff

How you feel layin down after taking 10 hits

Man I feel some Tossy Turny Twitchy Stuff going on in my body right now!

by Kristina:Erin~Ross November 06, 2019

i really like stuff

the opposite of when you don't like stuff you dumbo

Bartholomew: i really like stuff!
Claire: stfu you autistic grasshopper

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 03, 2023

stuff and such and more

sex. basically thats it. if you've done stuff and such and more than you had sex.

uhh jane and bob did stuff and such and more last night after the party and now jane is pregnant. depressing oh i know.

by SinisterO8 February 06, 2008

mermaid stuff

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.

"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"

by Viksin January 14, 2016