Oragami Abortion

(noun): A crumpled-up piece of paper that's found lying on the ground in a corner somewhere, rejected, and one's mind starts picking pictures out of it (like finding animals in the clouds, except much more depressing).

"Your oragami abortion looks like a kangaroo," Steph giggled.

by Stepherzzzzzzz May 19, 2009

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

Aborshgasm

When a woman has an orgasm while she is getting an abortion.

Man:"Hey did you hear Sally had an orgasm the other day while she got an abortion".
Woman:"Oh you mean an aborshgasm".

by Kyle Kick-Ass Kempton August 29, 2010

Self-abort

To kill yourself - the ultimate abort

I was so embarrassed that I wanted to self-abort.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

Stay Above the Weather

The act of remaining incessantly positive despite conditions that are less than ideal

Person 1: I just lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, and my

goldfish died.

Person 2: Don't let it get you down! Stay Above the Weather!

by StayAbovetheWeather November 29, 2011

DUing something about it

When you half ass or pay your way through something.

I was DUing something about it, that homework for business class, as in I paid my friend to do it.

by catatron October 12, 2009

cell me about it

When a person doesn't want to have to have to read a long story via text so they tell the person to call them on the cellphone and tell them about it.

Erin: OMG... saw the guy i hooked up with last wknd and we had a crazy convo!

Laura: cell me about it!

by Carl Van December 21, 2009