
Guy 1 (talking to Rufus' girlfriend): So, any plans this weekend?
Guy 2: Yo, Rufus is coming - abort, abort.
Guy 2: Yo, Rufus is coming - abort, abort.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

An exclamation that indicates your purpose has been wholly frustrated, can be used in the plural to indicate multiple sources of frustration.
Guy 1: It might rain today, so abort on golf.
Guy 2: Oof, dagger.
Guy 1: We can still go, but I told Rufus and Cornelius that they could come.
Guy 2: Ugh, daggers.
Guy 2: Oof, dagger.
Guy 1: We can still go, but I told Rufus and Cornelius that they could come.
Guy 2: Ugh, daggers.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

To physically locate yourself such that other people cannot converse with the person you or your friends are talking to.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008
