10 definitions by 4dm1n
To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
by 4dm1n December 11, 2008
The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.
I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.
by 4dm1n December 11, 2008
An exclamation that indicates your purpose has been wholly frustrated, can be used in the plural to indicate multiple sources of frustration.
Guy 1: It might rain today, so abort on golf.
Guy 2: Oof, dagger.
Guy 1: We can still go, but I told Rufus and Cornelius that they could come.
Guy 2: Ugh, daggers.
Guy 2: Oof, dagger.
Guy 1: We can still go, but I told Rufus and Cornelius that they could come.
Guy 2: Ugh, daggers.
by 4dm1n December 11, 2008
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