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"Shoeless" Joe Jackson

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.
by Baseball Phanatic June 14, 2009
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Jackie Chan

to beat up someone, or a group of people, with whatever object you get your hands on
david got cornered by a group of muggers when he jackie chaned his way thru them with a steel pipe he got.
by kickbuttkick July 30, 2009
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Hugh Jackman

-Sydney, Austrailian born actor (October 12, 1968) who started out on Broadway playing shows like "Sunset Blvd" (which is supposed to be a movie with Hugh and Ewan McGregor soon) and playing Gaston in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast."

-Has a communications degree and has been professionally trained to dance and sing.

-Used to star in a TV series called "Correlli" where he met his wife, director Deborrah Lee-Furness.

-Adopted 2 children, one son, Oscar Maximillian (2000) and recently Ava Eliot (July 2005).

-Most noted for playing the role of hottie rough and rugged brutish Marvel Comics action hero, Wolverine in "X-Men," "X2," and up-coming "X3" and "Wolverine" the spin-off of the X-Men movies.

-Was up for the role of "The Punisher" of the movie of the same title, but was filming another movie--"Van Helsing" and was replaced by Tom Jane.

-Convinced fellow X-Men star Halle Berry show her boobs in their movie "Sword Fish" (which means any guy who drooled over that scene owes Hugh for that).

-Was up for the lead in the movie "Chicago" but turned it down and was replaced by Richard Gere.

-Turned down the role of James Bond 007 even though he was the #1 choice after Pierce Brosnan was fired.

-Is both a successful action and romantic comedy star (ie his role in X-Men and his Golden Golbe nomination for "Kate and Leopold" with Meg Ryan).

-The role of "Van Helsing" was specifically written for him by "Mummy" director Stephan Sommers, note the parallels between Van Helsing and Wolverine (both can't remember their past and have been mentioned to live a long life through a century or so, both become part wolf in some way, both spend their time fighting off evil and trying to find out who they are, both are chased by people who want to kill them).

-Refused to appear nude in a scene in X-Men where Wolverine has a flashback where he escapes from the laboratory...

-YET appeared nude at the end of "Van Helsing" where he howls at Kate Beckinsale dying, HOWEVER the director changed his mind at the last minute and put a digital loin cloth over Hugh before the film came out because Hugh's nudeness would distract from the seriousness of Beckinsale's death.

-Has been named one of People magazine's Sexiest Men alive mulitple times.

-Has won a Tony award from his role in "The Boy From Oz" and hosted the Tonys consecutive times.
Ex. Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Russel Crowe are noted to be the hottest stars out of Austrailia.
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jackspedicey

jackspedicey is my foovriy utuber AKA poodipies second channel
i love jackspedicey but hate poodipie because he's a filthyfrank robot
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EZ Jackster

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.
Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?
by FD March 29, 2003
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Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.
"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."
by creedmoor September 8, 2006
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Jackin Da Stick

A male masterbating, stick referring to the male penis.
Also see- masterbate, jackin off, jerkin off, jackin it.
I is jackin da stick every night cuz it feel good, and I also can't get laid.
by Adam Povavili October 25, 2006
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