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ballstacio
A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.
Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"
Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"
Person 1:"certainly"
Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"
Person 1:"certainly"
ballstacio by apieceofshit April 21, 2011
Ballsack Fever
Males ready to suck some balls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can't do anything about the imminent rape.
Ballsack Fever by Mkolesar25 May 3, 2012
cerebral ballsy
A guy who thinks with his nuts. Or, in scientific terms, intertesticular formation of cerebelum. Also diagnosed as scrotal recall.
Hey Rod, don't you think about anything but banging broads?
Actually, no I can't. See, I was born with something called cerebral ballsy.
Actually, no I can't. See, I was born with something called cerebral ballsy.
cerebral ballsy by deaf triscuit December 27, 2011
Vaccinated ballsack
Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.
Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”
Vaccinated ballsack by Chenyah buss down that pussy December 20, 2021