X-Box

An X-Box is an ex girlfriend...because her box is no longer yours for the taking

My X-Box is being such a bitch...

by Jo Blow From Idaho October 2, 2006

xboxed

Playing xbox with the intention of having sex soon...

Legend: Hey! Lulu let's play xbox
Lulu: Sure, I love playing xbox
Legend: Wow! Halo 3 is awesome and you look hot!
Lulu: Oh! so are u.
Legend: You are so getting xboxed after we are done with this game.

by Jennyka April 21, 2008

X-box

Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.

God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.

by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004

x-box 360

The newest halo machine. Nothing more.

Man, lets go play halo 3 on my new halo machine (x-box 360).

by sam-sam August 6, 2006

X-Box

An extremely solid object whose use and purpose is quite undefined yet.

#1: Dude, you heard that story about a guy who shot at an X-Box with a gun and the X-box didn't even get a scratch?
#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.

by Guigui January 22, 2004

xboxpplay2

Is a dumbass that uses Twitter a lot.

¨You heard of this Xboxpplay2 guy¨ ¨Yea he is a loser¨

by Xboxpplay2 October 30, 2020

Shit-Box (X-Box)

Misspelling of Xbox. If anything's shitty, its the PS2. Xbox is commonly made fun of by PS2 fanboys and ignornt GC fans that don't own an Xbox (GC and Xbox are the two console for gaming happiness).

Shit-Box is what i `called my xbox for a while because it was slow, but then i saw how SLOW the PS2 loaded and started calling the Xbox by its real name

by chrisguy November 17, 2004