Nigerian waffle

A black woman's vagina oozing in STDs and textured with herpes!

don't touch her, she's got that Nigerian waffle

by nasty nbba November 22, 2019

White Waffle

The sexual act of a group of men ejaculation onto a waffle, the goal of the " game " is to not be the last to cum, the person who is the last to cum has to then eat said waffle with cum on it

My bros and i stood around and made that bitch eat a white waffle

by lalalalameee March 17, 2011

Waffle Maker

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.

Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.

by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009

Wiff waff

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."

"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."

by Matt February 17, 2007

Waffle Maker

Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.

Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!

by The Danglers 304 June 13, 2010

Waffle Iron

A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.

"You won't believe this. Someone gave my laptop a Waffle Iron last night after the party."

by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009

Waffle stomper

The action of pooping in the shower and stomping it down a waffle shaped drain.

Ew, don’t be a waffle stomper.

by Fiona Rein March 22, 2019