Pube Trees

When you have sex with a female with a lot of hair down under, and you ejaculate on the hair which makes little white beads on the ends.

James: "Holy crap baby, I'm bout to bust a load!"

Katie: "Pull out man! I don't wanna get pregnant!"

James: "There we go.. Now you have Pube Trees"

by Ilikeurbottleofrum March 25, 2009

Tree gaze

Looking up at trees and being marveled by their size or shape; different from classifying trees and a form of relaxation.

To take her mind off of things, she goes for a walk to tree gaze, forgetting her worries instantly.

by PseudoTree September 29, 2020

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

person 1: bro what r u doing💀
person 2: i’m just standing here
person 1: tree cosplay

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

raymond: bro what r u doing
glenford: i’m just standing here
raymond: tree cosplay💀

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 21, 2014

Tree Cop

A forest ranger.

That was the third time that tree cop has checked my fishing license.

by Clear Waer June 25, 2016