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swamp twat

result of going commando all day in the sweltering heat without showering.
damn girl, i don't wanna hook up with him right now, i got swamp twat.
by lochness mon October 16, 2008
mugGet the swamp twatmug.

Swamp Logging

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011
mugGet the Swamp Loggingmug.

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
by CJ February 6, 2005
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

Swamp ass

Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.
oh god this chair is giving me major swamp ass.
by hecking cool person June 17, 2019
mugGet the Swamp assmug.

swamp lizard

by Xhdjsnsnd March 29, 2017
mugGet the swamp lizardmug.

gators in the swamp

ugly chicks that looks like they belong in the swamp
by viperfan07 February 23, 2012
mugGet the gators in the swampmug.

Swamp Ass

To be completely and honestly serious.

A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.

To be truthful and not lie.
Guy 1: Dude, I swear its a phrase, we use it all the time back home. Swamp ass!

Guy 2: Wow, I guess you're telling the truth.
by swamptastic May 24, 2012
mugGet the Swamp Assmug.

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