swamp chocolate

Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds
Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate
by ithinkipoopedmyself February 11, 2007
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Swamp Logging

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
by the real dansouthern March 25, 2011
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swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
by CJ February 07, 2005
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gators in the swamp

ugly chicks that looks like they belong in the swamp
Man look at those gators in the swamp.
by viperfan07 January 28, 2012
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swamp cougar

swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.
check out that swamp cougar she's handy she's randy she fucks in the street.
by maddingo September 23, 2010
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Swamp ass

Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.
oh god this chair is giving me major swamp ass.
by hecking cool person June 17, 2019
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Swamp Ass

To be completely and honestly serious.

A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.

To be truthful and not lie.
Guy 1: Dude, I swear its a phrase, we use it all the time back home. Swamp ass!

Guy 2: Wow, I guess you're telling the truth.
by swamptastic February 29, 2012
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