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swamp chocolate

Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds
Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate
by ithinkipoopedmyself February 12, 2007
mugGet the swamp chocolatemug.

Swamp Logging

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011
mugGet the Swamp Loggingmug.

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
by CJ February 6, 2005
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

Swamp mouth

The state of one's mouth (and breath) after eating ass.
I love her and all, but she wanted to try out some anal stuff on me, and when we kissed afterwards she had some serious swamp mouth...
by EZonTHEkush July 21, 2016
mugGet the Swamp mouthmug.

Swamp Ass

To be completely and honestly serious.

A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.

To be truthful and not lie.
Guy 1: Dude, I swear its a phrase, we use it all the time back home. Swamp ass!

Guy 2: Wow, I guess you're telling the truth.
by swamptastic May 24, 2012
mugGet the Swamp Assmug.

gators in the swamp

ugly chicks that looks like they belong in the swamp
by viperfan07 February 23, 2012
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swamp lizard

by Xhdjsnsnd March 29, 2017
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