swamp chocolate

Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds

Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate

by ithinkipoopedmyself February 12, 2007

swamp twat

result of going commando all day in the sweltering heat without showering.

damn girl, i don't wanna hook up with him right now, i got swamp twat.

by lochness mon October 16, 2008

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005

swamp cougar

swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.

check out that swamp cougar she's handy she's randy she fucks in the street.

by maddingo September 25, 2010

swamp bucket

Something gross and only getting grosser. Something so disgusting its like a dirty swamp.

That house is so out-dated, its a swamp bucket.

That family looks like they live in a swamp bucket.

There's no coming back from that swamp bucket, its horrible.

by catcatcatchacha January 31, 2014

Swamp mouth

The state of one's mouth (and breath) after eating ass.

I love her and all, but she wanted to try out some anal stuff on me, and when we kissed afterwards she had some serious swamp mouth...

by EZonTHEkush July 21, 2016

Swamp ass

Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.

oh god this chair is giving me major swamp ass.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019