teejan

Teejan is a fool jk don't cry likkle boi. His best friends are Jaida lol, tavion , khairy, Nathaniel and Shemaiah. He is obsessed with a girl that is too old for him called Sophia. He has a very big EGO. He is peng, sexy and everyone knows (He thinks anyways LMAO (wink) that's what I mean by he has a big ego coz he made me write sexy and peng. Anywaysss back to de facts- he's funny but most of the time in a dirty way lol. when he likes a girl he stalks them like crazy cough* cough* (Sophia) orite teejan if you see dis

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. and call me on hangouts.

Person 1 (Nathaniel): Teejan is a fool

Person 2 (Jaida): ahhhhhhh allow it he just a bit dumb dumb sometimes lolllllllllllll.

by xm.spence.x April 1, 2019

Teenage Dirtbag

A fucking 4 minute cringefest.

The fact Iron Maiden was mentioned in the song "teenage dirtbag" is an insult to them.

by UltimateDoge June 17, 2022

teenaged boy

literal perfection

"Oi Pablo did you see that teenaged boy last night"
"Fucked him real good"
"Aight, cya Karl"

by DickMuncher69_420 October 3, 2019

teenage fever

The feeling he gives me

You give me teenage fever

by jfkejdkdjs38383 October 29, 2021

Norwegian Teenager

Annoying norwegian nerd who comes in to chat rooms lecturing about the vastness of the internet.

Norwegian Teenager> You guys are weird! The internet is so vast, you should come with me and see its vastness.
Other people> Fuggoff M8

by nobodybasdfnalsf December 21, 2008

Brush Yo Teef Nooka!

Phrase of exclamation when one owns another in some form of competition or as a taunt/insult. Other acceptable phrases are "Brush 'em Nooka", and "Aww #### honky, you got yo' teef brushed!" and is sometimes followed with a T-bag for which the owned nooka may brush their teef with.

You think you can handle this? You abouts to get a teef brushin nooka.
You contracted herpes?? Aww #### honky, you definitely got yo teef brushed.
Aww #### I just ###### in your mouth. BRUSH YO TEEF NOOKA! (bonus points b/c the nooka will need a literal teef brushin too)

by Ma'ahfuckin Goomba July 24, 2008

teenage pregnancy pacts

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2013