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Full Feel-tard

Reaching the highest amount of "feels" possible; similar to the phrase "Full Retard"
Friend 1: "Check this song out *plays really depressing song*"
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."
by asdf65 May 21, 2013
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Christmas party takedown

A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party
Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
by phon3guy November 12, 2015
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mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later!

Mama no tengo hambre comere mas tarde, is a common used sentence when trying to get someone to eat their Frijoles (beans)
This sentence should only be used in controversial contexts.
- Mijo, come get your frijoles
- sorry my mom wants me to eat dinner
- "mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later!"

*smoke alarm going off*
by lucaca November 30, 2022
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Spac-Tard

A Spac-Tard is a mixture of both a Spastic and a Retard, therefore meaning a Spasticated Retard.
This name can be given to someone who commits an incredibly stupid act or says something incredibly stupid. it is an honouray title to have and should be something that is worn with pride.
"My mummy says im a Spac-Tard" :)
by Jayne November 5, 2005
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Gucci Tard

An extremely retarded Gucci Mane fan, one who is even more retarded than a normal Gucci fan.
Ignorant fool: yo Gucci Mane is a goat, he's way better of a rapper than Eminem ever was, Gucci was right da streets don't listen to Em, they bump Gucci because he's a real nigga!
Me: No, you're just another delusional Gucci tard, Eminem is a much better rapper than Gucci could ever hope to be, and who cares about 'da streets' and what they listen to? Most of the 'street niggas' are a bunch of fucking retards anyway who don't know shit about good rap or lyrics!
Ignorant fool: You..you're a...you know...just...just fuck you hater!

Ignorant person 2: Yo mane, I thinks dat Gucci Mane iz da real king ov da souf, fuck that TI nigga, that nigga ain't king of shit, besides Gucci is way more realer den him n gucci's had people killed which is a good thing and makes him real, TI is a lil bitch, Gucci is a way betterer rapper than TI ever was, fuck TIP, trap muzik, more like crap muzik!
Me: Are you kidding? T.I. on his worst day is still better than anything that Gucci Mane will ever do, gucci only apeals to dumb niggas, and plus T.I. isn't a retard like Gucci is. Also killing people is not a good thing and it doesn't make you a better rapper.
Ignorant fool 2: you, you're just not hood, you ain't a hood nigga so you don't understand gucci's music, gucci makes music 4 da hood niggaz, you're just white n you don't get him!
Me: Na you're just another stupid ass gucci tard who doesn't know anything about music!
by Icy Wyte June 14, 2022
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nigga tard

a mentaly retarded black person, a niggar tard
yo fool! that is one hell of a nigga tard
by i<3blackies[: March 23, 2007
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tard

Any player, coaching staff member, or fan of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which was widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: We beat Melbourne 3-0
Guy 2: Yeah, and didn't they have Muscat sent off?
Guy 1: Yep...stupid Tard!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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