Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012
Get the Tank Drivermug. by Generalissimo Stalin October 4, 2020
Get the Ore Tankmug. A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
Get the Tank Drivermug. get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people
by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009
Get the tank surfingmug. by Jen shah hdjd jd d October 12, 2020
Get the Daddy tankmug. The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.
Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”
Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”
Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”
Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!
Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!
Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”
Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”
Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?
Person 2 “sure”
Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”
Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”
Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!
Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!
Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”
Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”
Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?
Person 2 “sure”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
Get the tipsy tankmug. When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.
Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
Get the Syphoning the Tankmug.