7 definitions by Pat the fat
The tung technique is a peculiar way of giving a blow job that involves twirling one’s tongue around the tip of the penis.
Person 1: “ stacey gave me the weirdest blow job ever, she twirled her tongue around my dick in a very weird way.”
Person 2: “that is called the tung technique… did you like it?”
Person 1: “kinda”
Person 2: “that is called the tung technique… did you like it?”
Person 1: “kinda”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
A sun whore is a person that can only have intercourse when the sun is at its highest and they usually are also at there highest most often on weed. It has been documented that sun whores most often pray on the smaller and weaker moonsluts.
by Pat the fat February 20, 2023
The white Willy is when two people get in to bed and one proceeds to give the other one a hand job and right as he’s going to cum the other person puts there mouth to the penis and starts giving a blow job.
Person 1: “dude Stacey gave me the weirdest blow job”
Person 2: “let me guess, the white Willy.”
Person 1: “yea how did you know?”
Person 2: “let me guess, the white Willy.”
Person 1: “yea how did you know?”
by Pat the fat February 20, 2023
The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.
Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”
Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”
Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”
Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!
Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!
Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”
Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”
Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?
Person 2 “sure”
Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”
Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”
Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!
Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!
Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”
Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”
Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?
Person 2 “sure”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
Destonon is the realisation that life is meaningless that life is pointless that everything is pointless you browsing through urban dictionary is pointless that you showering is pointless. Destonon is when you realise that nothing matters in the grand scheme of the universe that no mater how hard you try the world will end and so will you.
An example of destonon is when you are reading the news and you realise that the world will most likely end in 60 years sending you in a downward spiral of sadness and thought you will never be a grandma/grandpa. Destonon is a truly sad thing that happens to us all. Keep pushing you will make it.
by Pat the fat February 19, 2023
A slut that has had sex with a enough people to make a colony on the moon and potentially start world war three.
“Dang Derek has had sex with so many people he could make a colony on the moon”
“Yea Derek is such a moonslut”
“Yea Derek is such a moonslut”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
A silly sucker is a person that has a silly way of sucking dick these include the tung technique, the white Willy and the tipsy tank.
Person 1: “Stacey has a very weird way of sucking dick.”
Person 2: “I know, she is such a silly sucker.”
Person 2: “I know, she is such a silly sucker.”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023