Swamp Logging

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.

We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.

by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011

swamp chocolate

Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds

Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate

by ithinkipoopedmyself February 12, 2007

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005

gators in the swamp

ugly chicks that looks like they belong in the swamp

Man look at those gators in the swamp.

by viperfan07 February 23, 2012

Swamp mouth

The state of one's mouth (and breath) after eating ass.

I love her and all, but she wanted to try out some anal stuff on me, and when we kissed afterwards she had some serious swamp mouth...

by EZonTHEkush July 21, 2016

Swamp Ass

To be completely and honestly serious.

A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.

To be truthful and not lie.

Guy 1: Dude, I swear its a phrase, we use it all the time back home. Swamp ass!

Guy 2: Wow, I guess you're telling the truth.

by swamptastic May 24, 2012

swamp cougar

swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.

check out that swamp cougar she's handy she's randy she fucks in the street.

by maddingo September 25, 2010