Cleveland Shower

While one person is in the shower, a second party storms into the bathroom and takes a shit.

I was taking a shower, and Kirk made it a Cleveland Shower.

by joe thomas May 30, 2006

red shower

In BDSM a red shower is the act of bleeding on oneself or someone else. This is considered highly erotic and often times done ritualistically.

This is not inclusive of menstual blood. Menstrual blood is a "Ruby Shower"

In BDSM a Dominatrix may cut her submissive partner with a scalpel and allow the blood to drip where ever she chooses. This is a red shower.

by Haven_dj August 18, 2006

Golden Shower CR style

Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.

My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.

by mlvd742 December 5, 2009

Showerdresser

A person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. He then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. Following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. Clothes are donned in the shower. It is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly shitty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. This leaves large wet spots on his ugly-ass clothing.

I can’t believe I share a bathroom with a fucking showerdresser! What the damn is his problem?!?

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

shower pocket

someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche.

"oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!"
"is it just me, or is jon being a real shower pocket today?"

by Frank M. May 6, 2007

Shower Donkey

When you are done with a serious workout (basketball, lifting, etc...) and you are about to take a shower, you pull down your drawers to find what your penis has become a dark, moist, smelly chode resembling the aroma of a donkey's dick

Brad: Hey Bill, nice game dogg, you hittin' up the showers or what?
Bill: No man, I'm gonna wait till Andrew's done. He had the worst Shower Donkey the other day I almost threw up on my towel... Give it like 10 minutes
Brad: Aight good call. thanks

by The Great Mustafa September 5, 2010

thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

by Cloud November 15, 2004