Shoelace Express 

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.

"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"

Shoelace Express by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

shoveass 

Something that you like to shove up your ass, mostly technology.

I like this shoveass laptop, it's very shoveassy.

shoveass by Electroblade October 29, 2022

bum shover 

Homosexual men performing anal sex.

Look at that bum shover, he's walking like a barrel racing cowgirl.

bum shover by Socklikeone December 27, 2013

sloppy shoreline 

A term used to describe teenagers who gets blackout drunk at any Shoreline Amphitheatre event and in turn act like sloppy trash.

Friend 1: “Im gonna get wasted at the concert”
Friend 2: “dont be sloppy shoreline!”

sloppy shoreline by Lmao7869 July 29, 2018

Shit Shover 

Someone who enjoys moving someones shit with thier hands...

Callum stop being such a shit shover, i really cant believe you enjoy that shit

Shit Shover by Chinese chicken lover January 4, 2019

Alabama shoelace 

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

Alabama shoelace by farty turds March 4, 2019

Black Shoelace 

1. If you were to wear black shoelaces around your wrist or ankle this means you’re anti-gun violence

2. Anti-gun violence/ anti-school shootings

Kids will often wear black shoelaces around there wrist/ankles in a silent protest

Black Shoelace by CM2005 March 13, 2019