road map

When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.

road map by Jpac August 9, 2003

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Road Dawg

A man who is a roady for a homosexual band he will be passed around between band members like a piece of meat

Hey john are you still a road dawg for the ass pirates?

Road Dawg by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

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a show on mtv where people travel around the world in a RV completeing challeges in order to win prizes and money. (Reality tv show)

road rules by blondie July 12, 2003

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A show on wordMTV/word where a group of people drive around in a winnebago and do stupid shit for money.

He man, that crazy bitch on road rules just ate a cockroach!

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Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.

"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"

road rules by Andy July 20, 2003

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The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.

That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!

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