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Extreme Donkey Punch

Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.

(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)
James just Extreme Donkey Punched Rachael!

Is she okay?

I don't know she hasn't moved in a hour...
by Neil Hicks September 22, 2006
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Cunt Punch

The name of the act of dropping on the knees and uppercutting the vagina. It bends the clitoris while also traumatizing the tender area near the labia.
"Marlene slapped me, so I dropped on my knees and cunt punched that pendeja."
by Boy Blue October 21, 2008
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Unicorn Punch

Verb:

It's a blind surprise attack that desecrates the victim in a way he or she never knew was possible.

Accomplished by simultaneously lowering the head and extending the arm (fist clenched) in front. This gives the impression of a unicorn with your devastating fist as a horn.
-Dude that kid was harassing me yesterday...

-Bro give him a unicorn punch, he'll buzz off!

punch attack devastating unicorn
by bobchees3 November 19, 2011
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punch a baby in the dick

To be so angry you will do something irrational.
"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"
by Chris Marks August 31, 2006
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turd in a punchbowl

Something that does not go over very well.
Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.
by Richard Black March 4, 2005
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turd in the punch bowl

1. Southernism. Adds a certain repugnance to describe an idea, remark or occurrence that fell flat, killed conversation, was socially unacceptable, or went over like the proverbial lead balloon.

2. Similarly, a gauche, socially inept or unwelcome person who has a stultifying effect on social gatherings, or, by extension, was involved in some futile or hugely unpopular effort.
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1. -- "All I did was tell one harmless little dirty joke and the whole room went silent. Apparently I had crossed some kind of taboo. No one even chuckled at the joke; it was a veritable turd in the punchbowl. I felt like one too, since the whole party immediately seized up and everyone stared at me."

2.(a) -- "There we were discussing local politics, and who shows up uninvited and parks himself right in the middle of our group? Little Georgie, the mayor's brat, who has an unerring sense of inappropriateness. I'd rather see a turd in the punch bowl than have to deal with that nuisance."

(b) "Practically everyone in town was in favor of a weeknight youth curfew, but as usual our "freethinking" pastor went contrary and opposed it. He didn't change anyone's mind. I think he's a jinx! A turd in the punch bowl of civic affairs."
by al-in-chgo February 28, 2010
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Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis
These folks deserve a big cock-punch.
by Dave October 22, 2003
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