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pocket weasel

a general insult, used in place of bitch, whore, bastard, etc. when in the prescence of small children or squares
-that pocket weasel stole my boyfriend!!

-stop being a pocket weasel and get your hands out of my pants
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by pocketweasels4eva December 19, 2005
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Pocket Puke

The act of throwing up in your hand and throwing it into your pocket, usually while around a large number of people, to conceal evidence of vomiting.
Sean drank too much vodka during a concert. While everyone around him was enjoying the show, Sean had to perform a pocket puke so no one would notice. He cupped his hands to collect the vomit and then in a swift motion, swung the puke into his pocket.
by Spode Darrel July 26, 2011
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lean pockets

me: hey what is that
sam: lean pockets
me: oh a bitch hot pocket?
sam: YEAH!!!!!
by tyler rasmussen January 5, 2009
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pocket balling

When you reach your hands into your pockets so as to fuck around with your balls.
"What did you during art class?"
"I was just pocket balling the whole time."
by pocketballer December 28, 2005
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Pocket Corn Hole

Rachel was totally playing pocket corn hole while you were talking to her.
by WordsForDays December 14, 2010
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Pocket Locket

The wind blew my skirt up yesterday. I forgot to wear underwear and everyone could see my pocket locket.
by tebick April 25, 2011
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Pocketa

The sound made by the cylinders firing (as in an engine); onomatopoeia first found in Thurber's "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty."
"The pounding of the cylinders increased: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa."
James Thurber, "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty."
by RussellInToronto October 1, 2012
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