gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head

Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!

by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 12, 2016

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020

Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022

Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.

Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.

by Adam and Steve July 03, 2019

Patch 4

A long-awaited update to a VR game named Bonelab created by Stress Level Zero. It's said to improve the Marrow engine, the SDK, and add a built-in mod manager. Also goes by the name Project 4.

Friend: "Man, I hope Patch 4 comes out soon!"
You: "Same. I'm a standalone user and I really want that built-in mod manager."

by stanley_284727 May 23, 2024

adult sour patches

fake plastic boobs

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym

by 420thedream August 16, 2021