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Fist Mountain

Fist Mountian is a sexual term utilize to identify a certain type of double fist penetration. Fist Mountain can be created by clasping your hands together and intertwining opposing fingers, to make the shape of a "mountain".
Jackie couldn't believe that John expected her to visit Fist Mountain on their first date, although she was happy to ablige him with simple anal sex.
by Dman5000 November 9, 2011
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Bullshit Mountain

a.k.a. Fox News, a right-wing propaganda network that gets fact-checked every night by Jon Stewart and his writers at The Daily Show. Broadcasters and pundits on this network tend to think that President Obama is a Socialist who does not care how much debt he unloads on the country while completely ignoring the fact that he inherited the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.
When Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and other pundits at Bullshit Mountain said Mitt Romney's comments disparaging 47 percent of Americans as lazy freeloaders, Jon Stewart reminded us that these people include veterans, the elderly, and the working poor.
by DEA302 December 1, 2013
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Joe Montana

Joe Montana is easily one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He was a third round pick by the 49ers and ended up leading them to a remarkable four Super Bowl victories: in 1982, 1985, 1989 and 1990. Incredibly enough, he never threw an interception in any of those 4 games. He was especially famous for his calm under pressure and for leading last-minute, game-winning drives. A two-time NFL MVP, he earned a well-deserved spot in the Hall of Fame. How anyone can say he is overrated is beyond me.
Joe Montana is known for "The Drive" against the Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII and other amazing moments as well.
by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006
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4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.
by the creator ;) December 13, 2010
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county mounty

n. Trucker-speak for a county sheriff or sheriff's deputy. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.
County Mounties generally won't pull you over.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
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Take me up the north mountain

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.

2. To fuck someone in the ass.
ANNA SAID TO KRISTOFF " TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN, NOW!"
by ALEXOUS1 May 14, 2018
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candy mountain

It's a land of joy....and joyness,and it fills me with sweet sugary goodness!
Charlie and I are going to candy mountain!
by wowowowowowowwoooooooo June 20, 2007
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