montemplating

The act of contemplating life and its mysteries while staring over the balcony of the claremont hotel.

"Oi bella is dunco okay??"

"Yeah he's just montemplating".

by Thebalconyponderer March 26, 2016

montechrist

The Eternal Teacher and the gatekeeper,also known as fabbbyyy, for engineers and misguided individuals.. he is the light, molecule, and bond to every solution. ALL HAIL THE MONTECHRIST!!!!!!!!

I prayed to The MonteChrist to curse his wretched asshole with big black dicks and itching powder. Lord Monte SAVE US ALL!!
-Babies, Gunz, and MonteChristo

by RMustang August 8, 2016

montebela

A piece of crap school that sucks at football and always looses all the time.

Montebela sure is a piece of crap

by 127AD May 27, 2016

Montecristo

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

by Ash666 May 29, 2016

monternet

Used by people all around the world (mainly Scotland) as an excuse when their internet turns off randomly

"sorry about that guys, monternet isn't working"

by ColeBatch February 19, 2017

Monterey Kid

Employee's Children; an unique group ages 35-newborn; part of the Monterey Boats Family; Friends who communicate and share different things between our parents; Loved by all

I'm proud to be a Monterey Kid! My mom works at Monterey Boats.

by The Monterey Kid May 18, 2017

montenen

A very kind man he has his G1 he's a proffsenial driver he like to have rims on his car with a loud sound system he likes to have loud music is very hyour active to music he knows how to rhyme with raps he helps people if they need help with there car

Montenen is a Jamaican that is very happy his nickname Is Mike he doesn't like people calling him his real name

by I know who you are December 19, 2017