Mental Minder

A person that is in charge or has the authority to observe and dictate what material of knowledge offered to the minds of our students.

The teacher is a mental minder who guides the thoughts and minds of the children.

by Lynedrac December 16, 2011

Hymen Miner

A person who deliberately seeks out virgins to deflower

Jane: Have you heard about nasty John and his shenanigans? He has a thing for virgins.

Diana: What's the matter with him?

Jane: Well, he's a hymen miner, all right.

by The Miner September 30, 2012

tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide May 13, 2014

pant miner

A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.

Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.

by SkyBlu April 25, 2014

raving mincer

A homophobic slur used by 40 year old men obsessed with bangers

Fuck off you fucking raving mincer!!

by Bandit bangers June 30, 2016

raving mincer

An insult used by someone normally obsessed with bangers, insinuating you are gay. Often combined with arse bandit or uphill fudgepacker.

Fuck off you fucking raving mincer!

by Bandit bangers June 30, 2016

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016