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LaBarbera's Law 

The more rabidly anti-gay and "Christian" a commenter considers himself, the higher the likelihood that he or she will resort to describing vulgar sexual acts supposedly performed by GLBT people in an attempt to vilify them. Usually affirmed when an actual GLBT person is grossed out by the rhetoric.

Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.
Wingnut: "Homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human shit."

GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"
LaBarbera's Law by Baldran August 25, 2010
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Shelton's Law 

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
Shelton's Law by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011

Blake's law 

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."
Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.
Blake's law by Shattubatu May 5, 2012

Douglas Adam's Law 

The observation that whomever seeks a position of power is by that fact quite likely to be the least suited to be in that position of power.

Etymology: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, quote "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
User: hay admin can i plz be mod?!?

Admin: Douglas Adam's Law, bitch.
Douglas Adam's Law by Tibyon May 22, 2012

Morgan Freeman Law 

If a movie, TV special, or any source of entertainment that involves with Morgan Freeman, then it is worth watching. Even if the story is horrible or confusing, you have to admit that Morgan Freeman did a great job in that production because it's Morgan Freeman. For example, Evan Almighty has a horrible story, but the only reason why you would want to watch it all over again it's because of Morgan Freeman. Another example is The Love Guru. That movie is horrible from the start to finish, but the only thing you would praise about that movie is Morgan Freeman's voice because it's Morgan Freeman.
Guy 1: Dude, Now You See Me was confusing!
Guy 2: I know right? But I'm here for Morgan Freeman!
Guy 1: Why man?
Guy 2: The Morgan Freeman Law. He's pretty kickass in it.
Morgan Freeman Law by MorFree September 14, 2013

Massachusetts mother in law 

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .
"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..